just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
