was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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