I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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