Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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