So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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