i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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