As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
pray to the hookup gods
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