You made me cry and you don't even care
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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