508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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