real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I smell like Dick and happiness
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