Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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