It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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