She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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