Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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