we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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