ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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