I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
