he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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