New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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