You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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