normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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