They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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