Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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