Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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