and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Randomize
