Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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