i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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