If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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