Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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