So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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