Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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