he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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