And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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