if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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