so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
