Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
