READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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