Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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