babies were throwing up all over the place
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
