I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
