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I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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