its not stalking. its research.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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