I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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