i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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