Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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