I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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