But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
