The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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