I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
