True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
ugly people sure do ruin things
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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